New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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