Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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