Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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