His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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