This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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