turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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