i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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