Umm I'm too high to move.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Is Oprah even human
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Randomize