Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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