Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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