I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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