I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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