i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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