I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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