you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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