Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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