Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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