Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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