Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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