Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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