white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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