: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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