we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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