We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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