UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she smelled like a LAN party
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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