He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he shaved USA in his pubs
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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