I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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