quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
