dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He has the fingertips of a God
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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