I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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