whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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