i barfeds in our rink
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
