I want to stick my p in your. b.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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