my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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