Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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