I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it because I queefed?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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