it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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