Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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