Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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