i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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