I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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