Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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