I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
this hospital has no fireball
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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