Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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