Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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