I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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