at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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