She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
