i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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