Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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