I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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