remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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