check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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