Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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