The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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