Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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