I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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