He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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