sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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